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This looks great.
- Let's talk later, Mom. - Hey...
And try not to call me.
- I'm not speaking Korean while I'm here. - Wait, honey...
I wonder why my friends don't call.
- International calls don't cost much. - Listen to me.
They only text me sometimes.
- Let me say... - "Have a wonderful day. "
What is that?
Then I start wondering if I should reply.
- Let's just hang up. - I shouldn't talk a lot, so don't call.
Bye.
Mommy!.
Oh my god! Mom!
This is so scary!
Stay calm.
Mommy!
Are you Korean?
- Yes. - It'll stop soon. Don't worry.
Thank you.
Pull yourself together.
Look into my eyes.
My eyes.
Over here.
It's hard not to worry when the ground is shaking, right?
I know the safest place in Japan. Will you go with me?
I promise you'll feel safe there.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Uenogiri.
A Japanese seismic design architect I admire.
He built this house for his wife,
so this is the safest place on earth.
You don't have to worry now.
I'm serious.
I study this field, so I know.
An international student?
You don't speak Korean well?
Are you Japanese-Korean?
I promised myself to only speak Japanese while I'm here.
You're keeping that promise even in an earthquake.
That's amazing.
Please speak more slowly.
I don't speak Japanese very well.
Are you a student?
I came to learn how to cook.
I was bored.
Then you must be a great cook.
Have some tea.
Nothing is happening.
There's really nothing happening.
Oh.
It's your cell phone vibrating, not an earthquake.
Hey.
Let me buy you lunch.
It's really an honor to meet such a beautiful woman.
Do you like gyudon?
- HONEY? SWEETLE! - BABY? BOO!
- WHY STOP?.- - JUST KSS HER!
TOKYO CLTY 100 DAYS
- LT'S BEEN 100 DAYS 3 - LET'S CELEBRATE BY...
NAGOYA
- AM L PRETTY? - MAKEUP WOULDN'T HURT
SUNSHLNE SAKAE
- L WANT YOU - THEN YOU HAVE ME!
200 DAYS PACHLNKO
- L'M GOOD! - L'M GOOD AT OTHER THLNGS...
300 DAYS SEOUL
- DOLNG LT ON CARS LS HARD.- - MY BACK!
- SO LNCONSLDERATE! - GET A ROOM!
- LET'S GO SOMEWHERE QULET - YOU READ MY MLND
- L LOVE YOU - L LOVE YOU MORE
- WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT? - YOU!
LN FRONT OF HER HOUSE
- L WANNA WAKE UP WLTH YOU! - MAKE ME YOURS!
- YOU'RE MLNE FOREVER! - LET'S HAVE THREE KDS!
SEVEN YEARS LATER
NO NEWSPAPERS PLEASE!
Excuse me, sir!
The sign says "no newspapers".
- I didn't see it. - It's been up for a week.
- Give me a better excuse. - But your subscription is...
I was trying to be as polite as possible,
so I even wrote "please".
I didn't write anything mean because I thought you'd understand.
- That gift comes with a subscription... - This thing?
The brakes broke after two rides.
What if I were going downhill?
I could've gotten hit by a car and died thinking,
"I shouldn't have taken that newspaper".
- Lady, it could've been your fault... - Excuse me? Lady?
Don't you dare call me "lady" just because I won't subscribe!
- Watch how scary a "lady" can be! - What's wrong with you?
You're up?
- They keep giving us newspapers... - Just come inside.
- I'm in the middle of a conversation. - Jung-in!
What?
Let's go in. You're causing a scene.
Come on.
Stop giving us newspapers.
How can you cut me off like that?
What would he think of me?
I don't need any juice.
You don't need it or you don't want it?
Close the door. I'm taking a dump.
Drink up.
I'm taking a dump right now.
There's nothing wrong with drinking at the same time.
It's not as hypocritical as reading poetry on the john.
Fine.
It's bitter.
What?
You're adorable.
Hey!
- Pick up your socks. - Pass me those shorts.
- What for? - I'm wearing them again!
And stop cutting me off in front of other people.
They'll think I embarrass you.
I didn't say anything wrong.
Why is it so hard for you to complain?
It's not healthy.
You can't be nice all the time.
Let's break up.
- Huh? - What?
I was just kidding.
You think that's funny?
Huh?
- How could you say that? - It was just a joke.
- And while I was naked! - I wasn't thinking straight.
- Just eat and go to work. - Honey, this dish is amazing!
- Don't put cigarettes in the fridge. - Stop nagging!
- It's sitting next to all the food. - I like keeping it cool!
- It's still morning. Go outside. - It's morning, so what?
None of these lighters work.
There's one right there.
Stop complaining so much.
Why can't you just let me eat?
Why are you doing this to me?
I feel like some dirty old rag doll.
Like you don't want me, but you can't throw me out.
- What are you saying? - Don't joke like that again.
L won't. L'm sorry.
I can't help thinking about it.
- I was naked. - I'm really sorry.
- My head hurts. - Why?
Why do you think?
I only used an ashtray this morning,
and it's unfair that I have to wash all these dishes.
I'm sorry.
- Come home early. We should talk. - Okay.
- I'm gonna hang up first. - Okay.
I'll count to three, and you can hang up first.
One...
GRUMPY
- What is it, honey? - The TV remote is broken.
- Maybe it's out of batteries. - The channel won't change.
- I'm driving right now... - So I should hang up?
- Fine! - No, L didn't mean...
I need to get divorced.
Please just let me get a divorce!
What kind of driving is that?
Six new stadiums are being built.
With the earthquake issue in Japan,
we need our seismic design team to supervise the construction.
So if you join our team at Pyeongchang,
you'll be stuck in Kangwon Province...
For at least a year...
- Me! I'll go, sir. - I'll take that position, Director NA.
I will take it.
I don't know why you're both so eager to go,
- but the company wants Mr. LEE. - Thank you.
I'll do you proud.
- Thank you, sir. - I got divorced, sir.
I have nothing left in life.
- I need some time away. - You have a girlfriend.
- You had an affair? - She caught me.
You idiot.
The alimony payment left me broke.
I'm living in a...
A tiny studio for rent!
- That's pretty unfortunate... - You're crying now?
- Thank you, sir. - Good night.
You're late and you didn't text me back.
Kwang-shik got divorced, so I bought him a drink.
- No surprise there. - He's not a bad guy.
- I had to meet my cousin today. - I was talking.
She met some guy through a dating service.
How can it be fate when she picked his credentials?
She kept saying they had the same horoscope.
She talked about love and fate for two hours,
and she's even two months pregnant.
- That's great. - I congratulated her too.
Then she got on my case about when we're having kids.
She lectured me and told me I should try harder!
- Before I get too old! - Forget about it.
Who cares about what other people think?
- You're just letting her get to you. - Get me cigarettes.
- I'll quit when I want to! - I didn't say anything!
- You gave me a dirty look! - What?
What did I do, huh? I did nothing!
Hey!
You think you have nothing, but you're wrong!
Because you have freedom. The world is yours!
But I'm stuck in this prison every day!
- Your wife is pretty high-maintenance. - I can handle that part.
She's embarrassing.
She never stops talking.
- Then get a divorce! - I want to!
But I don't know how!
She'll ask a million questions if I ever bring it up.
You wanna die? Can you pay the alimony?
- I'm worth a lot, you know! - If I can even answer her questions...
Then she'll start nag me about my answers!
I can't take it anymore!
Sheesh.
Hey.
What about this?
Make her want to divorce you first.
How?
- Do everything that she hates. - For example?
- Change your routine. - I need details.
- What do you do when you get home? - Get changed.
Don't.
- Wash up. - Don't wash!
And sit down for dinner.
Don't change or wash up, and don't eat!
How was your day?
Onions are so expensive now.
Change and get ready for dinner.
- I'm not changing. - What?
Are you deaf? I'm not gonna change.
What's with you? Are you all right?
- Are you sick? - No.
Then go and wash up.
- No! I'm not hungry! - I made spaghetti!
Jung-in, we need to...
It's your favorite!
Does it taste bad?
No, it's great!
Director NA...
Kwang-shik!
- At least she's a great cook. - That's even scarier!
I have to eat in my sleep, sir.
Even on the toilet.
- And even while we're doing it. - Oh my.
- Have you ever tried it? - We had yogurt once.
Why don't you let us go together?
- Where? Out of this world? - Please, sir!
Just figure it out yourselves.
- Director NA! - Come on, Kwang-shik!
Please.
I can't help it. They need me so badly.
- But I could visit once a week. - No, no...
Maybe once a month?
But what's the point in working so hard,
when you have to sacrifice your happiness for it?
I'm putting in everything I have for our happiness, honey.
Jung-in.
I'm the breadwinner here.
The man of the house.
There's a weight on my shoulders that only I can feel.
- I'm sorry for complaining. - No, I understand. Drink up.
Oh my god! A fire!
Move back or you'll get hurt!
Hold on...
Thank you...
Then when would we talk?
When?
Let's get out of here first.
- The bed is so far away, honey. - Huh?
Come on.
What are you doing?
- Don't play dumb. - What?
- Think of me as dessert. - I don't really like dessert.
- The main course, then. - I'm pretty full.
- Should I move with you? - Huh?
I might get lonely.
- Honey! - Huh?
I'll pay a month's worth of dues tonight.
- A month? - Wait, no!
All my dues for my entire life.
Where do you want it? The hips?
- Damn it! - What's wrong?
Sleeping with me is like paying dues for you?
Forget it.
Jung-in!
But it's been ages...
I couldn't care less!
Just don't go! We'll just grow further apart!
Honey.
I love you.
Really? How much?
- I love doing it on the table! - Stop!
Yes!
I'm free!
2018 PYEONGCHANG WLNTER OLYMPLCS!
The eLementary schooL is hiring new EngLish teachers.
Keep that in mind.
This is Midday Gangneung.
Our Last song for today.
A studio favorite.
"Let's Stop Here and Now".
How can you yawn every time we're on the air?
It's not easy making up audience comments every day.
- No one wrote to us today? - Just four ads about acai berries.
All written by one person.
Everything looks so fresh!
You get to eat this every day?
Why are you so excited to be stuck here?
I love the countryside.
- I'm taking in all this nature. - And you're so talkative now.
That's my wife's fault.
You sound like a bitter old man.
Badmouthing your wife to others is mean.
Aren't you ever getting married?
I don't know...
This is great, anyway.
I was bored having no one around.
Having no one around is great and being bored is better!
It is?
I'm not even buying any furniture.
I'm going to keep myself free of everything.
Just me and the quiet house.
Come out and talk to me.
Let me see you one last time.
Open the door, baby!
It's over!
You're home!
Huh?
Did I surprise you?
You didn't eat yet, right?
- Go wash up. - Yeah...
One for you and one for me.
Why aren't you eating?
How did you get here? So you're...
- You're staying, right? - Of course!
What?
Country life seemed too much for me,
but we've been struggling.
It'll be nice to start fresh here. Like a honeymoon.
I made all the arrangements so I could surprise you.
- I'm thrilled... - Isn't it great?
But that house needs constant care and attention.
You know how hard I worked on that house.
Doo-hyun.
It's not about the house, but the family.
You're right.
A house filled with people, music, good food, and happiness.
But you only think of the house
and there's nothing inside it.
Come on!
You'll never fix that habit!
Damn it.
I told you we can't wash the table with detergent.
All we can do is wipe it off, but you spit food on it!
It's so unsanitary!
Gosh.
- What's wrong? - Huh?
My stomach hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.
What are you doing?
I'll keep you company.
No! Don't follow me!
Just go back to Seoul! Go back!
Just fucking go!
Get over here.
Here!
You try it! Here!
You like that?
Why are you staring at me?
Oh, nothing. Where's the bathroom?
Professional baby pictures are so harsh!
Forcing them to smile and pose...
Just look at the babies' faces!
It's just cruel punishment, for adult entertainment.
Don't you think it's cruel?
Well, isn't this nice?
There's no welcome party,
but we're having a couples garden party this weekend.
If you don't have a partner, find someone to fake it for you.
- All right? - Yes, sir!
Director NA.
My wife came down with a fever.
- She's here with you? - Yes...
- Then you should bring her! - But she has a bad cold.
It's not like she has a cast.
- I should've brought Kwang-shik. - Sir!
- Give me her number. - No, I'll make sure to bring her.
- She'll be all better for the party. - That's better.
That bastard...
What are you looking at, asshole?
I wish I could just kill him.
Sung-ki!
I came halfway across the globe for your birthday!
You hit me?
You hit me first, so I hit you back.
You lied to me! You ruined my life!
I didn't ruin it. You gave up on it yourself.
I told you from the start, I'm just a Casanova!
I thought it was love!
The last love of my life!
I told you before. I don't know what love is.
- Go away. - I left my family for you.
He's mine!
- Who the hell are you? - Get away from my man!
I brought your favorite fruit!
Don't do this to me, baby!
I divorced my husband for you!
I left him and my kids! Why are you so cruel?
I don't have money to go back to China!
I told him you were sick.
- But he was about to call you. - I don't want to go.
I hate those company parties.
All those wives treating me like some kind of servant.
So you can't go, right?
But I should go to support you.
Huh?
What happened?
You broke a plate?
- Just a small side plate. - Which one?
- Just a side plate. - We don't have side plates!
Honey!
- She really wanted to come. - That's all right.
She had to get a cast on her leg.
Oh my.
Honey!
Wow!
Is your leg all right?
- What a charming wife! - Nice to meet you.
I'm Director NA.
- But you can just call me Noah. - Sure.
- I'm feeling extra friendly today. - You're always friendly, sir.
I'll be inside, honey.
Nice meeting you.
You should go home if you don't feel well.
Hello.
You're older than Doo-hyun?
It must be nice living with a young husband.
I'm three years younger than him.
Are you serious?
I was thrown off by your heavy makeup.
It's heavy for a housewife, isn't it?
- How many kids do you have? - We don't.
Still?
So you're a working woman?
It must be quite an important job.
- I'm a housewife. - Then you should have kids!
We like it this way, just the two of us.
You're too young to know.
Look at me.
My child changed my life.
And my second is on the way.
Such a darling baby!
She's already talking and she just poops so well!
Nothing is better than a child who poops well!
It may as well be peanut butter in my eyes!
I'm not like those other bosses' wives.
Some women make the wives help out with parties,
but employees aren't slaves.
How could I boss around their families?
You'll find that I'm almost too polite.
- You have nothing to worry about. - I don't worry about such things.
The wives go golfing together every week.
- You should come and... - I don't like sports.
- You must like something! - I don't, actually.
I don't like anything.
Do I have to have something that I like?
- Well, I never! - Me neither.
Hey! Who says you can yell?
Where's your mother?
- Say "I'm sorry"! - I'm sorry!
- "I'm sorry!" - Honey!
- Your wife is a bit forward. - Pardon?
I don't see why I shouldn't be.
As long as I'm polite, why should I keep quiet?
People who can't speak up make it unbearable for all.
Making someone feel awkward, that's being impolite.
She's an only child, so she's rather outspoken.
- So what if I'm an only child? - Honey.
Don't judge people on their family environment.
I'm not the only one here.
Any only children here?
Would you raise your hand?
Let's go.
- What are you doing? - Jung-in.
This is an important issue.
That kind of judgment will just seclude only children in society.
Please raise your hands!
My goodness!
Honey!
I smiled politely.
They're the ones who kept trying to pick a fight with me.
- Come on. - They're a bunch of savages!
- Change... - I'll apologize to you,
but why should I apologize to those wives?
Since when did our society become so hierarchical?
It's absurd!
Here's your change.
Sir.
You didn't stop the meter after we stopped.
What are you talking about?
- You think I'd cheat for change? - Mister.
You think your life is hard and you want me to overlook this?
How do you know if my life isn't worse?
You don't want me to pity you, do you?
I don't want to pity you either, so give me the exact change!
Are you trying to kill yourself?
What do you want?
- What are you doing? - Just get down from there.
- You won't kill yourself with me here. - Excuse me...
- Hello? I need to report something. - Excuse me!
Attempted murder.
Excuse me, Mr. JANG Sung-ki?
I have nothing to say.
- I'd like to go. - Go and kill yourself?
Suicide is murder too. You should arrest him.
It's the only freedom that a man can truly have.
So a killer's freedom is murder, theft is for thieves,
and suicide is your freedom?
- I'd like to go home, Officer. - Huh?
Oh my!
You need a guardian here for us to let you go.
I have no one to guard me at my age.
Only my soul can guard me.
So your soul is trying to kill you? You're an assassin?
Why are you trying to make me for a criminal?
- You violated the law! - What happened?
If you had jumped off, that'd be littering!
There would be witnesses! Corrupting public morality!
You'd ruin your family's reputation! That's slander!
You shouldn't fight in here.
Has your cell phone contract expired yet?
You should at least stay alive until it expires.
- Their services aren't for free! - Why can't you offer consolation?
- Try to calm down! - How can I console a stranger?
You want cheap consolation?
Is your life worth so little that my consolation could save it?
Fine then!
Your life is precious!
- Come see the show. - What's going on?
- She's fun to watch. - I can hear you!
If that's not what you want, then have some manners!
I'm not here for you to gawk at me.
I thought I was pretty quiet.
- Jung-in! - What?
Don't take it out on me!
Excuse me, sir.
It'd be wise for you to move or keep an eye on your wife.
Excuse me?
Dozens of women chase him every single day.
This is top secret, but there was even a celebrity.
- Chasing after him? - He's a real Casanova.
Lucky bastard.
I can't understand it either.
Married women drag him to court.
He's never been arrested, but he has one hell of a record.
He got tired of it all and supposedly came here to retire.
- Anyway, there's something about him. - What?
How would I know?
There's just something about him.
Women just can't help throwing themselves at him.
So keep an eye on your wife.
Honey!
The taxi is here!
- I'm coming. - I warned you!
PLEASE SAVE ME! L'LL WALT FOR YOUR CALL
Are you the Casanova?
What business do you have?
Are you really that skilled? You don't look like it.
I don't look like it?
I don't know what you heard,
but I did nothing to your precious wife.
Please seduce my wife.
Please seduce her and make her leave me!
Do I look like a chump to you?
What are you trying to pull?
I'm serious.
I want to get a divorce, but it's just so hard!
I can't take it anymore!
You saw for yourself! She's no average woman!
She's going to suck me dry!
There's nothing left for me in life.
I can't do what you're asking.
Please go away.
If you won't help me, then I'll kill myself now.
Go away!
Save me!
Come back!
- Are you okay? - Please save me.
Water is scary.
I never learned to swim.
You threatened me with your life!
I hate that! Countless women have done that.
But none of them died!
That's how desperate I am!
She was quiet at first.
Shy at times.
Such a sweet smile.
But that's because she was learning Japanese at the time!
I never saw it coming. I'm a victim!
- Do you like the ocean? - What?
I don't like the ocean.
- That's where I lost my Poppy. - Poppy?
I'm incapable of love.
I'll break your wife's heart.
Is that what you want?
She'll get over it.
She's a strong woman.
Get her out of the house first.
- Get her a job. - A job?
She doesn't like that sort of thing.
I need to see her out and about.
Repetition of coincidence woos them every time.
Coincidence?
My wife doesn't believe in that sort of thing.
There are only two types of women.
A woman who believes in fate, and a woman who pretends not to.
Then you'll take the job?
What should I call you, sir?
You've caught me off guard.
My husband told me to say hello, but being a guest on the show?
I'm not some celebrity.
Why me?
Well...
Our guest for last season was just a local granny.
- That's the charm of local radio. - Right.
- We're like a small family. - A family!
I'm not a local.
So you'll give us a fresh perspective!
I don't like the standard structure.
- Reading letters and playing requests. - Right.
I hate DJs that offer cheap advice that no one asked for.
- What else? - Pardon?
Anything else you don't like?
- Tons of things, of course. - For example?
There's so many...
I hate people who worship things like fate or chance.
- They force meaning into everything. - That's true.
Men that sneer at TV dramas. Women that hate the news.
I hate people who force you to become a morning person.
The early bird catches the worm? The worm got up early too.
Company field days at my husband's firm.
A day of sports events won't unite your employees,
and you have to let your boss win!
- Have you ever tripped during a relay? - Oh my!
They never let you live it down.
Okay!
- Let's do this. - Huh?
Talk about what you hate, like you did just now.
You know the pay is a thousand dollars.
No, I don't know.
- How did it go? - The pay...
- She wants three times more. - What?
She's a bit clueless, to say the least.
- Be firm and tell her it's impossible. - She said she won't do it then.
I'll pay for two thousand and you guys cover the rest.
- You said she'd be a good guest. - Doo-hyun.
Look for other options. I don't think we can do it.
I spent a fortune buying PD CHOl drinks!
Damn it.
I spoke with upstairs and they're willing to double it.
Wow!
That's more than anyone has ever gotten before!
- Maybe more with good ratings. - Then I won't do it.
Fine. Three thousand it is.
Since when did people love coffee so much?
You have to study just to order anything.
I'll have some strong drip coffee.
What are you staring at?
- Huh? - Someone you know?
No, no. I'll go order.
- What can I get you? - Huh?
Two Americanos, please.
What was I thinking?
You're with them, right?
Sir. Your receipt.
- Where do I get the drinks? - Over there.
This is Midday Gangneung.
We have a new segment called "The Afternoon Crasher".
Here's our guest, YEON Jung-in.
- How are you, Jung-in? - Not good.
Why? What's wrong?
I recently realized that I hate optimists.
How can anyone be optimistic all the time?
That's just a downright lie.
I met a friend a while back who was in a car accident.
She was in a cast from her hips to her ankLes.
But she kept saying she was lucky.
How in the world is that lucky?
There's no such thing as a lucky car accident!
- Jung-in... - The world isn't all great.
Wouldn't this be the reasonable response?
"Damn it. What a shitty stroke of luck. "
I like people who complain all the time.
It means they're honest.
Why is she so hostile?
- Hooray for grouches! - I pity her husband.
- Hooray for Jung-in! - She'd suck the life out of any man.
- Don't you think so? - Huh?
Let's change the channel.
We're lucky to have you on our show.
But this is optimistic, isn't it?
No.
That's just the honest truth.
- Thank you. - What in the world...
We'LL continue to the second half after a few songs.
Are you going to start the plan now?
Where the heck are you?
- She's no ordinary woman. - I got her the job for you.
- Don't rush me. - I didn't mean that.
I've mounted many summits.
Conquered them all.
Sir! I'm over here!
To think a summit still peaks my interest!
I'll need more working expenses.
Double.
Double?
Could I make them in monthly payments then?
I'll wire it in full.
You don't have to come out.
- Good morning. - Not really.
Let's go, honey.
- Don't talk to him. - Why not?
- He's creepy. - Why?
I just think he's weird.
- A wife-beater in winter? - He's looks fit, though.
- I'll do it. - Jesus!
I can do it. I want to do it.
How did you get here?
- I'll start everything today. - Thank you.
You're going all out this time?
But she didn't seem too responsive.
Once her hate turns into passion, she'll think it's fate.
No woman can resist a dramatic turn of emotions.
Extra small and 32A, right?
- You're making me uncomfortable. - Hush!
Just answer me. 32A? Almost nothing there?
What are you doing?
- So you're not into BDSM. - Huh?
- True fanatics react differently. - Oh.
Pinch me.
- Yes. - I'm sorry, but...
Can you do it without being physical?
- Platonic? - Yes.
I know it's hypocritical, but I'm not ready for...
Platonic.
An intellectual and refined interaction.
Communication on a higher, above-the-waist level.
- It can be enjoyable. - Yes, so enjoy it and keep...
- But I'd love to explore her in bed. - Excuse me?
I bet she'd be spectacular deep inside.
The bed doesn't satisfy her and she likes to lead.
You said you liked platonic, and now you're talking all filthy.
You're the one that's filthy.
Isn't it a sexless marriage? Can you get it up?
She gets depressed and cries a lot?
Yes! And she gets so cranky.
- Ten days since her period. - I think so.
But she used the Chanel perfume for only three days.
That's too short.
- A light flow will cause hysteria. - I see.
Did you know she's constipated?
Is she?
A short white crescent means bad organs.
- How do you know all this? - I've seen her three times now.
- You think I wasted all that time? - No.
- What about her family? - They're not very close.
- Was it the marriage? - Her father really hates me.
- So she ran away? - She set fire to the house.
Just a little bit.
A tough opponent.
Va-va-voom.
- Has she ever cheated? - Never.
You just never found out.
- She's not that kind of woman. - Are you sure?
- I seem to know her better. - She's not like that!
- We'll see. - Over here.
Send me a list.
- Everything you know about your wife. - Why?
WHAT SHE LLKES - Everything you know about your wife. - Why?
WHAT SHE LLKES - You want an intensive operation? - Of course!
- You want an intensive operation? - Of course!
How many sleeping pills?
When she sleeps, wakes up, what she eats.
The color of her poop. How often she washes.
Color of underwear, lace or silk.
If she masturbates. Her favorite position.
Political views.
UNEXPECTED SEX DESSERT DURLNG LNTERCOUR Favorite sports, singer, actor, hobbies, et cetera.
Write down everything!
What movies does she constantly watch?
What books does she like? Write it all down!
Everything you know about your wife!
Tell me everything, if you want freedom.
Are you throwing that out?
Why? Can't I?
You shouldn't throw that out.
That's priceless stuff.
That's limited edition Haviland porcelain.
Now you're gonna report me for recycling porcelain?
It's a crime to throw out something that's not garbage.
It's garbage to me, so just leave me be!
Wait!
Why?
Why do you keep getting in my way,
every time I try to get over her?
Why?
Would you like some tea?
- I'm a Casanova. - Right.
I never wanted to be...
- I ended up this way somehow. - I see.
Would you like to keep them?
I've wanted that collection, but I don't do secondhand.
It looks like there's a story behind them.
- I'll do the dishes. - That's okay.
Goodbye.
Why won't he answer the door?
- I'll make another glass. - That's okay.
I actually don't like coffee.
- My Columbian farm closed after the FTA. - I see.
That's why...
- I always wash it down like this. - You should've told me.
It's manners.
I don't keep quiet, but I try to stay polite.
Have a seat.
An apple slice will make it taste better.
You have so many plates for a single man.
I made them for someone, but now I'm using them alone.
- I guess she liked tableware. - She cherished them.
And the moments we shared, eating together.
- A bit of gin is good for insomnia. - I see.
Please wash the cup when you're done.
- Ls this Mr. JANG Sung-ki? - Yes?
- L caLL from Woori Bank. - I don't think so.
- Your bank information Leaking. - You won't con anyone sounding like that.
- What is account number? - You should learn proper Korean first.
- You give me number! - Put some effort into it.
- Goddamn it. - You're not trying hard enough!
- Don't you understand Korean? - The "Korean dream" isn't that easy, okay?
- These damn foreign bastards... - Shut up, Julia.
Don't make me mad!
You stupid...
- You speak French so well. - Oh.
I lived there about five years.
Because I loved Edith Piaf. I was young and rash.
Moving to Paris because of French chansons.
I like chansons too.
And French novels.
You don't seem like the Werber type.
More like Alain de Botton or Guillaume Musso.
Maybe Anna Gavalda on rainy days?
Sounds about right.
You're quite beautiful when you smile.
But you already know that.
Men don't find me appealing.
They don't like outspoken women.
I was only popular for the first semester.
By the end of the year, I'd be fighting with all the boys.
My nickname was "Two Months".
What's your name?
- I'm not trying to flirt. - I'm YEON Jung-in.
- You're not going to like me anyway. - Of course not.
That's what I mean.
That's why I'm comfortable around you.
Because I know you won't fall for me.
And that's why I can tell you that you're beautiful
Especially those ankles.
- The man next-door... - Yeah?
- What? - Nothing.
What is it?
- He seems okay. - Really?
I think I misjudged him.
I see.
- Who's texting this late at night? - Huh?
It's just spam.
NEXT-DOOR NELGHBOR YOU'LL BE SLNGLE LN TWO MONTHS!
MLDDAY GANGNEUNG I went to a barbecue place recently.
- And I was so shocked! - Why?
There was a pink female pig on their sign,
wearing a white apron and dancing on the grill.
- I saw it too. - Yeah!
She was dancing on the grill and holding a plate of pork.
L'm no vegetarian and L Love meat,
but don't pigs at Least deserve some respect?
WouLd she reaLLy be dancing on that hot griLL,
hoLding up a pLate fuLL of her cooked friends?
Why aren't you eating?
- These signs are making us inhumane. - What's wrong?
Why do we overLook these things?
We've been used to it since we were young.
"ShouLd L eat the head first or the feet first?"
We hoLd a teddy bear whiLe we think that.
This isn't heaLthy.
We Live in a crazy, disgusting worLd,
and I'm sick of it!
- So goodbye! - Goodbye everyone!
Smooth transition, Jung-in.
- I'm getting better at it. - You're great!
- Jung-in! - Oh my!
- Yes, CHOl? - Come on!
- It's snowing, so let's get a drink. - You want to?
- Just give me one hour. - Never mind.
- I hate waiting. - Jung-in!
- What are you doing here? - I'll give you a ride home.
See you tomorrow, CHOl.
- But I know a great place. - Bye!